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Best Fictional Historical Movie Ever!

Posted : 3 years, 1 month ago on 3 October 2006 07:56 (A review of Pocahontas)

Despite the fact that this movie is more inaccurate than internet rumors regarding the assassination of Osama bin Laden, it's still pretty gosh darn good. The art, like all Disney movies, is exceptional, and the music just rocks meh face off. The story moves well and although it may be a bit traumatic for youngsters, it's still pretty gosh darn great.

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Love it!

Posted : 3 years, 1 month ago on 3 October 2006 12:20 (A review of Cruel Intentions)

I absolutely love this movie.

I love the dialogue.
I love the way it's shot.
I love the music.
I love the plot.
I love the characters.
I love the characters' growth.
I love the plot development.
I love the ending.
I love the end titles.

This is a beautiful movie, with beautiful locations, beautiful people, and beautiful music.

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Cheesy, but decent

Posted : 3 years, 1 month ago on 3 October 2006 12:18 (A review of Five Minutes to Live)

I was really excited when I found this dvd in my local library, I was expecting a great cowboy movie with Johnny Cash, and some great music. I was disappointed when I realised that this was not, in fact, a cowboy movie, but just an old cheesy black and white movie about a bank robbing. I loved the story, even though the acting wasn't great (if Cash hadn't been on amphetamines it wouldn't've been half as good as it is, though), and the ending sucked. The banker should've just ran off with his "other woman" and left his wife to die. Then it would've gotten ten stars.

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